May 29, 2009 - 2:09 a.m.
so i have an addiction to horoscopes, tarot readings, fortune cookies and eight balls as in the things created in the 80's you shake the thing and it answers your question, not the illegal kind, i mean pretty much anything that might have a glimpse of what may come
well one of them that i check on the internets well it just pretty much tells me i am an asshole and will be going to do douchery tings throughout my day - it makes me scared to leave the house or call people. that can't be good.
